Thursday, June 22, 2006

An Open Letter to the Coca-Cola Company

Dear Coca-Cola Company,

It has been several months since you introduced the Black Cherry Vanilla Coke and it still tastes like crap. Would you please bring back Vanilla Coke? It was good, mostly tasty and addicting as all get up. Now, I have to buy bottles of vanilla flavoring and add them to classic coke. It's just not the same! Please, Coke! I'm begging you! Bring the Vanilla Coke back! I would drink Vanilla Pepsi just to spite you, but that stuff tastes like the most rancid rum and coke ever made. So, yeah, pretty please bring back Vanilla Coke.

Thank you for your time.

Yours, ever caffinated,

Jess

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