This morning when I took my bath, I noticed the first "Jack" stretch mark. Insert me slathering myself with cocoa butter here. I would pretend like it didn't exist, but yeah... I just can't. I don't know what was more amusing, me noticing the stretch mark or the fact that Jack just happened to be sitting about right where it was and me noticing that my belly was ackwardly protruding a bit in that area.