From Casey to Jess:
I love my wife so much that if she were a tomato I would eat her. I might make a weird face and a shuttery gag noise but yes I would eat her. That's love.
From Jess to Casey:
I love my husband so much that I stuck my tongue up his nose cuz he asked me to and it was fuzzy. I think I tasted a booger. That's love.
Note: Casey doesn't like tomatoes and I definitely don't like buggers.