Lily-ism

Lily: "Why do I have to go to bed so early?"

Me: "You have to get up early for school."

Lily: "But why do I have to get up early?"

Me: "Well, you know how daddy get's up early to go to work? You have to get up early to go to school.  That's your job."

Lily: "Dude," [pulls covers over her shoulders] "I want a new job."

Yeah, I giggled for about an hour after that.