Random Love Notes between Husband and Wife

While on a cleaning spree, Casey discovered a notebook from a couple of years ago.  It had random phone numbers, grocery lists and a couple of love notes between the two of us...  Yes, folks, we love each other this much:

From Casey to Jess: 

I love my wife so much that if she were a tomato I would eat her.  I might make a weird face and a shuttery gag noise but yes I would eat her.  That's love.

From Jess to Casey:

I love my husband so much that I stuck my tongue up his nose cuz he asked me to and it was fuzzy.  I think I tasted a booger.  That's love.

Note: Casey doesn't like tomatoes and I definitely don't like buggers.