I just can't win today...

My hands smell like oil, I've cried like twice already and it's not even 8AM, and I'm supposed to be excited about getting a toaster for Christmas? If you think I'm going to be all like "OH MY GOSH!!! IT'S THE TOASTER I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!" You've definitely got another thing coming. Yes, thank you to the person who got us the toaster. It's a very nice toaster, much nicer than our old one, but I'm sorry... I can't get excited about a toaster.